Hello my name is Howard Earles I am a handyman. I am so much more than that. Actually this article is written by Heather Earles, Handyman’s wife. So she has complete control of the words and thoughts going into this page. This is authorized however, by the law of the land and the law of the heavens.

DON’T FEED THE BEAR

One thing about gentlemen cowboys is they have superior manners and maintaining respect is every bit as important to them as maintaining their good business. It is one and the same. For the handyman, he will never turn down a snack or a meal that is given as an act of gratitude or love. It’s manners and it’s temptation.

This means we need to notify all clients and potential clients hereafter that this handyman is on a focused Carnivore diet.

The carnivore diet is Handyman’s way of maintaining his physical prowess as a great hunter. Hunterman is only allowed to eat protein. No chips. No candies. No comfort foods.

Should you desire to pay your handyman in snacks or food samples, you must please resist.

He is integrally unable to say NO. But his heart and body are focused on the hunt. Therefor we ask you please, do not feed the bear.

Have a wonderful day Y’all!!